Officially Certified

I got my results today which made my eyes water in a good way. Post graduate certificate in Countryside Management. It's been a tricky year work and family wise so I'm quietly wondering how i clung on to an A grade as the overall award but i did and it's done and it feels good. On to juggle everything again with the diploma in September.

Dave told me lame Dad jokes for half an hour which is not the kind of celebration i'd envisaged. He needs to up his game on the lame Dad jokes stakes.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?........