I'll be riding shotgun

Last night Si was accosted at the allotment.  Apparently it's not the done thing to assist your neighbours.

So tonight Tooli and I accompanied him to ensure that he had adequate protection. 

AS it turned out we weren't needed'; when it rains, bullies don't come out to play. 

So we pulled the garlic, farted a bit and laughed lots. 

And as for last night's mystery.... 

have a look at my extra... look closely