I spent a few hours taking my xbox apart to fix the red-ring-of-death (RROD) problem, only to realise I didn't have the right screws to fix the problem. My xbox now litters the dining room table in 10 separate parts, waiting for me to buy the right screws.

We made the 1-minute cake. It was a rubbery insult to cooking. I was devastated.

Blip is of one of the RROD-inducing heat sinks.