What?

Me: Night Sabu

Sabu: humph

Me: I was just saying goodnight.

Sabu: Clearly my taking to my top bunk bed is not enough of a clue then.

Me: Oh sorry just checking you are ok.

Sabu: Ok you give me pills twice a day, you squirt white stuff down my throat once a day which I spit out and you cover my biscuits with probiotics.

Then to top it off you have lost your mind and keep waking me at 4am.

How is a cat supposed to get it’s rest?

Me: Sabu you all have giardiasis so you have to have more medicin and I am getting up early as I have walk the dogs when it is cool.

Sabu: So? I have lost the will to live are you still talking? Calling the Feline defense league.

Me: Ok Night Sabu.