The Virus.

I missed out on hand sanitizer, toilet rolls, ibuprofen, vitamin D, face masks and nitrile gloves first time around.

I'm not getting caught out again, off down the hardware store to get my second spike. Not sure how it works - maybe you use it to kill the zombies?

Covidiots in abundance, running like lemmings towards the cliffs because they heard there was a beach there.

And the governments response...ifs, maybes and might (not might as in strength but might as in dithering).