Silly Saturday! A day to remember Admirer.

Billed as a “World Beating App” by You Know Who.
But it doesn’t cut the mustard
Do what it says on the tin,
It went up a blind alley
It’s had its chips
This App is dead (like the parrot! If you get my drift on that one!)
It’s a dead duck.
Any more idioms for total failure welcome..........feel free!

PS being fairly new to Blip and only latterly to Silly Saturday the tributes posted here to Admirer speak volumes.