A&E.

I was in the beer aisle in Sainsbury's when I got a call from a panicked Clare who asked me to go to hospital with her. The doctors there were obviously worried and spent the next few hours checking she didn't have meningitis. She didn't, just a nasty 'non-blanching' rash and a spot of flu. It was all a bit scary, though we had fun in our own little way. Doctor James made everything a bit better.

I'm not very good with hospitals, but I had to overcome this and be super calm and supportive. I just kept pretending that I was in Grey's Anatomy, and none of it was real. I probably used the alcohol hand sanitiser about twenty times.

This was in my head for most of the time we were there. A very odd day.