Celebrations, but not for HER

We is up-to-date.  How about that!!

All back blips are done, and we can relax again.

Hey, do you want to hear the latest?  SHE is fed-up to the eyeballs with our internet provider.   They won't take phone enquiries now, not even for faults.  They want HER to message them through their app.  Which is all very well, but it's the internet that's down, because the wi-fi through the modem is clapped, and won't work, except very intermittently.  So she can't connect to download the app.   So she thought she could send a message through the desk-top - nope!  Their site says that her account number does not exist.  If that's the case why is she paying an extraordinarily high amount every month?  MMMM?

So then she went to make an appointment to physically see an "expert".  Our local shop is booked out for months in advance - so she decided to make an appointment in the city.  The thing is that there are two shops in Adelaide, and they haven't given her the address.  And their link for directions is dead.  She's going to ask for them to pay for a hair appointment so she can get all the white hairs fixed.  She's been on the case for 7 hours today, with a half hour time out for blip.

To say she is p*s**d off is an understatement to end all understatements.

We is just glad she never gets that p*s**d off with us.