Pandamic

A plague of ravenous gulls is upon us. I witnessed some darwinian scene outside the Blood Donor Clinic today. 
That panda never stood a chance. The gulls are starved. And angry. 
They normally feed on puked kebabs and curry chips around the back streets of Temple Bar but the drought of hen and stag nights has cut down their calories intake by 200% percent. 
They are very pissed off. Best to stay out of their way.