Come back in an hour...

This is how I start my day: 5:45 - I jump on my sleeping humans (preferably square in the chest to shock them awake) and whine for breakfast. 6:00 - I get breakfast. 6:05 I get into bed, under the covers and snooze. 6:30 - she starts on me 'Alfred, it's time... come on - pee pees...' She goes on and on for about ten minutes - then comes in with my collar and that's my lot - goodbye to my lie in and out we go in the cold! Has she not heard that you should 'let sleeping dogs lie'! Sometimes life is hard...
Mr Dog :-)