Welcome Back (Enjoy Summer Safely), Aylesford

There's nowhere better to enjoy your summer safely than in your own back garden. So here's my brother (and his legs!) enjoying a cold glass of wine while doing his favourite thing, reading his latest book of choice.
He's had a wee bit of battering over the last few days about his job (now redundancy). He was given very low scores in his job review which he patently did not deserve and which his closest colleagues thought were outrageously low.  I suspect they wanted to get rid of him all along and so deliberately skewed his points to make them feel justified in getting rid of him (they are utter shits). Strangely, his immediate boss was also given very low scores but has somehow now, miraculously, been given a new job without having to apply for it or having to take part in a trial period. It all stinks to high heaven. He has to go through another 121 interview (on zoom, of course), so I've told him to make them feel as uncomfortable as possible because they know, and he knows, they are pulling a fast one. It almost certainly won't make any difference but at least letting them know what he thinks of them (while being as sarcastically polite as possible) will make them squirm for just a bit longer.
Extra is called "We Are What We Are Not".