Someone Hand Me A Shovel

Sometimes the things you find in the garage can be quite interesting.... Especially when they are hanging from the walls.

I could sit here for days and try to come up with some witty comment for this photo like "Ever have one of those days where you just kept digging yourself into a deeper hole?"
or find some catchy song tune like 'Brick by Boring Brick' by Paramore

"Well go get your shovel,
And we'll dig a deep hole,
To bury the castle, bury the castle"

But I will refrain from doing that, I would like you to put your own caption on this photo, have your own interpretation even if that interpretation is "Stacy just couldn't get out of the house tonight"... Let's see what we can come up with :-)