Road Train Nightmares and the Daily Express

Conversation this evening turned to Road Trains and happens in modern times, conversations turned into watching videos of Road Trains (they seem like they deserve capitalisation).  Having watched a few you tube videos I am now feeling something of a primal terror at the idea of such huge chunks of metal going so fast and will now likley have nightmares about Road Trains.  Today's top tip: don't google Road Trains before bed.

My other recent fascination is with the Daily Express.  Google started giving me news notifications just before the pandemic set in, which was annoying at first but now I find it strangely fascinating, partly because it shows me the headlines to some stories from the Daily Express. Its a strange "news"paper which seems oddly obsessed with the following:
1. Overly dramatic stories about next week's weather
2. The Royals
3. A seething hatred of Nicola Sturgeon and everything she does
4. Gardner's World
I'm not sure how these things fit together, but I feel like I might unlock the secrets of the universe if I can figure out.  Feel free to add your own (conspiracy) theories.

Today's Soundtrack: No Limit by 2 Unlimited (I was playing it on the cat's ears and now she's sulking with me)