The usual suspects

These are some of our homegrown carrots (just in case you didn't recognise them as such) Worryingly they are some of the bigger ones. I think the one at the end is actually an ood.
This is my problem with growing certain veg at home. You spend hours planting and weeding and nurturing in all sorts of weather and you are rewarded with freaks and mutants. Alternatively you could have nipped down to Tesco and picked up a bag of 10 fine looking specimens for less than a quid. Just saying.