Kia Ora

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I have been giggling all day. For your benefit O’H dear, I was chatting to Lovely Tea Jenny earlier. She has been having lots of problems with her wrist and I asked how it was.

Apparently it’s been a bit sore since she was out chopping some plants down with the saw.

So, I held on as long as I could before openly p1ssing myself laughing. Not because I am cruelly unsympathetic, but just put on your best Kiwi accent and then say “sore” and “saw”.

And once you start hearing it, you can’t stop:

Raw roar
Paw pour poor
Cher share
Merry Mary

and the old favourites
Ferry fairy
Bear beer

The poor bear let out a roar
When he fell and hurt his paw
So he jumped aboard a ferry
And got really rather merry
To forget that it was sore

He sat upon a chair
And poured a beer to share
With a very friendly fairy
Who said her name was Mary
And they sang along to Cher

Hahahahaha!

C