The Ring

Today, I heard an ominous rattling passing through the pipe and into the Dyson as I was vacuuming down the back of the sofa. A Lego man left by one of the boys, was my initial thought. However, when I opened the trap, lo-and-behold my long-lost wedding ring tipped into my hand. The ring has been missing in action for around four months and, although I was convinced that I had not lost it outside of the house, I had given up on ever seeing it again.