Observatory

There is a bit of fuss just now about Bozo being off on yet another holiday. I think it might be his 4th this year, but that’s fine because there isn’t much happening and it’s not like he had a significant role.

The usual apologists are our on Twitter reminding us that he ‘almost died’ - I have no medical training here, but given the known facts it feels like a fairly typical Bozo exaggeration - but it’s irrelevant. Being PM is a full time job, and if you are no longer able to perform it (not that he has ever sullied himself with hard work in the role), then step down. Even before he was ill he never got out of a laboured first gear, unable to find time to go to Cobra meetings during the early stages of what looked like the major issue it went on to become. Ignoring the exam fiasco, the financial crisis and the cluster disaster of Brexit is just par for his course, not an exception due to circumstances.

Resign Bozo. Trust me, we will get over the disappointment of your term of office being short incredibly quickly.