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In his never ending campaign to eliminate objective truth, the lying sack of manure elected as PM by the feeble of mind pronounced today that people were returning to the office in droves.

Politely, no they aren’t, and neither should they. I’m genuinely sick of a government that risks lives by taking their lead from the bleating of short sighted business leaders, rather than science.

Sticking people in crowded trains and busses to work In crowded offices, with the soul aim of saving Pret, will be another in a long list of catastrophically stupid decisions that cost lives and do more economic damage than doing the right thing. We’ve proved decisively that working from home has been more efficient, so the market they claim to believe in has spoken.

Isn’t it funny how when people are losing jobs to improve share prices you can’t buck the market, but when businesses might suffer from a change in conditions they are all about socialism for the rich.

Away and boil your ridiculous cooked ham of a head, Bozo.