“The Carpet People” .....

... are being evicted.
One ofTerry Pratchett’s children’s books.
A last minute offering for WidWed, after a very frustrating day. 
I still have my broken tooth, what I thought was to be an extraction was just an assessment. “It’s causing no pain and extraction could be difficult, let’s leave it for now”, “That’ll be £28 please,”
The carpet shop that was supposed to ring back didn’t. 
The on line spectacle  supplier sent me an email asking me to call, I tried but after 30 minutes of tinkly music, I gave up.
Finally, after spending the whole wet afternoon choosing a new radiator for the bedroom, I found that the size and shape isn’t in stock anywhere in UK despite being still listed on numerous websites.
Where’s the brandy?