Stalker alert

There is some pleasure to receiving your first text message from your daughter. Something like the idea of a bird learning to fly, maybe spreading her wings and then using them to send text message after text message. I remember posting an entry one day regarding a boy aged three who had just been handed his first phone.

'Aye, this is going to be your own phone Liam.'

Not sure who he was ever going to call, his boss or someone. I'm sure he will undoubtedly still be using it religiously.

As it is our eldest's birthday in a couple of days, we thought as there will be changes for her, it was possibly the right moment. Maybe the #1son needs an iPhone though, oh the dilemma....

So whatever you do, if you want a peaceful life, do not, repeat not, give your mobile number to my daughter.

We did start a new exercise wherein said serial texter is now taking on the mantle of chief sandwich maker for smaller members of our family. This is happening so that funding is provided for said phone. Is this one step away from slave labour and I am liable to see lawsuits in the years to come?

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