Missed Ottertunities.

Coldstream. February, 2013.

Unknown man who suddenly stops his car on busy road and beeps horn (hereafter referred to as 'man'): 'Theresa a fun orra unner ra brijpal'.

Me: 'Um......'

Man: 'Theres a fun orra unner ra brijpal'

(The traffic is now building up behind his car)

Me: 'I'm sorry, I don't understa...'

Man: 'THERE'S A FUCKIN' ORRA UNNER THE BRIDGE!!!'

Me: 'Excellent, but I don't know what an 'orra' is.'

Man: 'OTT-ER, A FUCK-ING OTT-ER.'


Why the fuck is this man telling me there's an otter under a bridge?


The otter was gone when I got there.