Nan & Bob

Bob could make the 'Sunday Post' last all week. Nan could not bear any more news about Prince Harry and his poor life style choice mistakes.

He chuckled at Oor Wullie deciding to eschew social distancing and give Soapy Soutar a jeelie nose for being overly loquacious about the advantages of a no deal Brexit.

Boris never ceases to amuse, and some lunatic right wing nutter (as if one isn't enough) has nominated Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize! What a hoot. He has history, this Norwegian bonkers jockey has nominated him a couple of years ago on the pretext of bringing North and South Korea together. That worked well.

And if that wasn't enough the corona thing is skidding out of control again. You can't go visit people but hey – go for a meal or a drink! Party on, but stay away from your Nan.

I know these are difficult times. That is why I don't come out the wardrobe. “Stop knocking Nan, I'm not coming out!”