What Cider's Supposed To Taste Like

Finally obtained some cider today.  After "days" of searching I finally found some that wasn't "Out of Stock". Anyway, after a long day of job applications I decided to crack one open. Nothing like Thatchers Gold!!
*Sip*
"ah......."
*Sip*
"hmm....err"
 Turns out I don't like cider as much I thought I did. Drinking beer all summer will do that to you. 

Later on this thing floated overhead. Seems I can't escape. I'll forever be a cider drinker............ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay.