X marks the spot

1. I get up a wee bit early to put curlers in.

2. Today my patter us made up almost entirely of responses based on Jackie Magazine problem pages.

3. The business plan for Pamcake Tuesday also cracks me up.

4. Something about being so skint and so close to pay day makes me want an Indian take out.

5. This dollshouse sits next to the door of my office.