Good old reliable

My body is riddled with disease.
My mind is numb with worry.

I don't have the time, energy or inspiration for blipping.
What do I do?
Who do I turn to?

The good old mallard shot!
They're everywhere, they don't fly away, they float about looking for crumbs, and they have "BLIP ME" painted all over them.

That's another tick in another box.


PS: MY favourite duck blip would be crispy with a good dollop of plum sauce and wrapped in a rice pancake with spring onions and cucumber...