Top parenting: Cynicism by numbers

We are terrible Muriel. Tess sent us a screenshot of a real cringey thing she'd seen another parent post on the book of face to make us half barf/half laugh like the terrible wicked things we truly are. It worked. We tried to out cringe the post by sending this pic back but quite frankly the original post took the biscuit and we just couldn't compete. We need to up our lame. I'll get my coat.

Made the most of the fresh September day by doing the running thing, the pitmedden garden apple pick up thing, the drop off apple produce to pals and family thing and the cut the grass thing, including a cheeky bit of rewilding by guerilla planting another native, bird sown tree in the forest with Sam.