To scared to enter

I always wanted to go into this shop, but am too scared. I visualise a man with purple hair who looks 53, but was born in 1652, with a knowing grin behind an olde cash regiter and an olde man with an even older cat sitting in the corner on an olde carver's chair, only to be seen when the cat hisses at you & you're right next to him. Is their someone out there who would come in with me?