It's Over

I think I can officially enlist now - the 16 week British Army Fitness programme is over. I went from 20 push-ups in 2 minutes at the start (sad), to 68 in 2 minutes at the end (not bad), with assorted other painful pursuits in between - not sure if that makes me fit or foolish. Anyway, it'll be good to get back to the crisps, cake and long hours on the couch doing nothing. Just salute and call me colonel