Howling-Puckered* and Archie

Today I feel I've really retired. I delivered HP's computer and name badge back to the Bristol site, though the building is not the same as when I first worked there 27 years ago. That building has been taken over by the University of the West of England. This two-storey job was built next to it to house HPLabs, wherein boffins designed our future technology, and which now houses the whole HP Bristol entity. I'm sure you wanted to know all that.
Anyway, Archie came along because he said he would be obnoxious otherwise (as if he isn't usually so). He evaded detection by the border guards, who clearly have not been supplied with the latest HP Stuffed Aardvark Identification Equipment. Here he is surveying the Bristol home of the nice people who have allowed me to work for them for the last quarter century and kept me and CB and Eggy in the manner to which we are accustomed.
* A spelling-checker's suggestion for Hewlett-Packard.