Premature celebrator

Who's the bollix who's already put up and switched on this Merry Christmas sign? 
Like - totally - the potential for merriment this Christmas is mind blowing. What fun we will have with our paper hats and face masks. 
Also, the traditional Christmas family argument will this year be done through Zoom. And can be recorded. Why let the embarrassment die down once everyone has slept and sobered up? With the recorded Zoom-Family-Argument, the most embarrassing bits can be relived again and again. And the more juicyoments copied on WhatsApp for the extended family group. 
Brave new world.