Self Portrait

Today I had to take a photograph of myself to accompany a magazine article and for general PR stuff. I had to set up two cameras (of course, I had to be photographed with the tools of my trade) and use the self timer. Looking at the result I seem to have an enormous nose. I wonder if it's anything to do with the large quantity of port which I drank last night, having cooked dinner for my great pals Douglas and Helen....