You're kidding, right?!

I made it pretty clear to the boss..... I would like a little mate... someone to run around with....someone to snuggle up to...someone to help me guard the kitchen and the garden. A little mate, cute like me I said.....

You see what they've done .... they got me a mini me...but a stuffed one!!?? Not only is he pretty useless and just sits there, he is so heavy I can't even pick him up!!

Mega disappointment!!

Not really what I had in mind.... but apparently, unless I learn to hoover, wipe my feet or stop shedding my fur a stuffed friend will have to do.