Smug Mug

For sale, one rare cockapoo, currently called Bleb, but answers to most things if you are armed with a piece of  cheese.
Fully house trained, only gets agitated by garden birds, squirrels, cats and leaves blowing in the wind.
Loves to punch above his weight by attacking the big boys,  German Shepherds being a favourite.
Purchase price £700. Current RRP, somewhere between £1500 to £2000.
Today’s value..... priceless