Painting the Forth Road Bridge

I organised a painter and decorator to freshen up the paint work in Jeans house. He's done some painting at our house and I was delighted that he took the job. Of course the house it's no where near the size of the Forth Road Bridge, but I didn't fancy tackling the high ceilings or the vast area to be painted.  He started patching up various holes and applying decorating caulk to settling cracks (they'd never been done in the 14 years the house had been lived in).