How not to take a passport photo

Went to get passport photos taken this afternoon. There're so many rules for what you can and can't do in the photos these days:

- no smiling, no teeth
- eyes open, not closed
- no hats or head wear
- no hair over your face

I'm not sure any of these would be appropriate!

After watching the football this evening I should have taken a picture of some old ham...old ham, Oldham...geddit! Damn Oldham with their last minute equaliser! Still, better than those pesky reds in the last round though!