No!!

Was this necessary? Do I look happy? Had I rolled around in anything nasty? Did I turn out to be really dirty? 

The answer to all these questions is NO!! Plus, I smelled just fine before. Now I smell like rainforest and it takes days to get that out and the proper smells back. Her excuse was clean sheets. New, super soft, luxurious sheets with flowers on them. 

I think humans make this need for baths up. Especially for poodles. Grrr.