Illusion.

Illusion 1.
I have a soft spot for shite films.
FX - Murder By Illusion is one of my favorites. Highly recommended.
Bryan Brown is a Special Effects movie guy who is tricked into faking
a murder but it's for real!!! Get that up you Shakespeare.

Illusion 2.
At the supermarket yesterday looking at crackers and thinking:
Oo only £1, that's cheap. But then I thought, hang on. I'm pretty sure I used to
pay about 70p for this. Funny how £1 has become the default bargain price isn't it?

Illusion 3.
Just because I'm sitting at my computer today doesn't mean I'm doing anything.
I need to shift my rancid arse. If there's nothing to show at tomorrow's
meeting, a top hat and carrot isn't going to be enough to avoid a beating.