Meteorite shockwave

Images from Russia of the meteor shower smashing windows failed to take account of the devastation closer to home.

This Cornish resident was deeply traumatised; his futile attempt at protection and the use of advanced listening devices failed to arrest his fear of all things that go "Bang."

If he recovers he may be found gibbering at the Cornwall Blipmeet, for those willing to get close enough he can be recognised by an ugly stain on the reverse of his trousers and squadrons of attendant flies.