Triple rating!

Pesky pharmacist phoned with stupid cholesterol results.
"Your cholesterol is far too high"
" What is it says I"
"8.7" says she
She might as well be calling bingo numbers thinks I
"When's it in the red zone" says I hoping to buy extra time!
"You're beyond the red zone" says she
Much laughter from me as plainly that excuse wasn't going to work and I'm scunnered of avocados!
"We can try you on a different type" says she hopefully!
I'll say this, she's a determined!