Hidden Dangers

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

When I was gardening today, my nose was VIOLATED. As I bent down to pick up a weed, a tall spiky leaf went straight up my right nostril which was a very unpleasant surprise.

My fellow gardener, The Eldest Mini Princess was not entirely sympathetic about my misfortune - “Haha I can’t believe I missed that.”

We couldn’t remember the name of the offending plant* so I looked it up...”Crocosmia LUCIFER.”

Gardening is obviously putting my soul in danger. I might have to give up weeding. Oh no, such a shame.

C

*perp