Los Tres Amigos

All Scotsmen but now only one living there...can you guess which!?   Cameron has just moved to Dubai and I've been based in Barcelona for nearly thirty years.  Richard, with the cap, lives in Edinburgh and has been to France once...his only sojourn out of the Auld Country.   

Cameron's wife is a newly appointed very senior GP in Dubai and has had to sponsor her husband as her accompanying spouse.  The local authorities did not understand the reversal from the normal gender ordering and have just issued Cameron with a residency permit stating his occupation as housewife! 

What comic treasure we have been granted for years to come!