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What a day! 

First of all, no sooner did we get a bite to eat and a you know what in the front garden, we was bundled up into our harnesses and into the car, and did get taken to the groomers.  And what a palaver that was.  SHE did give them very precise instructions.  Take off 2 centimetres all over, and thin their fur.  Especially George because his fur is so thick.  And shave their bums and tums, and do their paws and claws.  And believe us, they did do eggsackerly as they was told.  We was groomed within an inch of our lives.,

Then we did go home.  And we did go straight to sleep because you can't have a nap at the groomers - you never know what's going to happen next.

And no sooner did we start our naps than the phone did ring, and there was this almighty shriek.  Oh Steve, she said.  We'll be right down.

And we was bundled out the back, and THEY did say they would be back very soon, but of course they wasn't because they never is.

And when they did get back, she was clutching a big black camera close to her chest, and now she won't let it out of her sight.

And we have been the first to be photographed because she said that was important.

And that's our breaking news.  SHE's got a new camera.