Sayonara!

Well, time’s up for the orange guy, he had to go. It’s been interesting having him around but to be honest he was well past his best, there were signs of leakage from his base and his candle was starting to dim. The compost heap was calling, the knives were sharpened; now he’s out the house and before too long he’ll be reduced to a mass of flacid, gas-emitting, orange flesh. Had to happen.