You now have learned enough to see
That Cats are much like you and me
And other people whom we find
Possessed of various types of mind.
For some are sane and some are mad
And some are good and some are bad
And some are better, some are worse -
But all may be described in verse.

TS Eliot

Mine are fully paid up members of their own little Furry Death Squad - one is a merciless killer, the other - late to the party - patted the poor corpse about, willing it to fly about a bit and then left in disgust, while the third, as ever, saw the opportunity for a crunchy snack.

Friday, I preferred cats of the ornamental variety.