Holy Cow!

One of the bands I follow, Massive Wagons, did a charity shin gig and were given t shirts by a curry company to wear for it. I contacted them to ask if I could also buy one but they said that they’d only made them for the band.

In the current situation, to keep in touch with fans and also provide some income, they have set up a Patreon site and a members only Facebook page. They are very good at providing content and doing live chats whenever they have a minute ( they’ve had to take up other employment to see them through this no gigging allowed phase ... ) and it was during one of these sport of the moment interactions that I won this T-shirt from Baz, the singer. He asked us to tell him a joke.

What’s the difference between an egg and a carpet and a crumpet?

You can beat an egg, you can beat a carpet but you can’t beat a bit of crumpet! W’hey missus!