Afternoon Tea and Cake

Afternoon Tea and Cake - I mean, is it to much to ask for? There's me, I went to the shops for Sue today, then spent a long time in the workshop working on the shelving unit for her Teddy Bears. It was coming up to 3:30 so I tidied up looking forward to Tea and Cake. Got back inside, made the tea and went to the cake tin and what did I find? Not a lot! I thought "Crumbs, no cake" And to cap it all, there was the silver monster sitting next to the cake tin being fed regularly and not to be eaten until Christmas.