Hugh, Lou, and Sue in the Rearview

You know the feeling. You're driving down the country road, and you see some shapes. My mind immediately went to turkeys...wild turkeys.

But, as I quickly pulled ahead, the turkeys did not scurry off. Perhaps I need to take the wild away from wild turkeys.

They sauntered right up to my van. I think they would have got in if I had opened the door.

I didn't have anything to feed them, so I left them with the warning that Thanksgiving was only eight days away. "HEAD FOR THE WOODS KIDS...OR...GO BACK TO YOUR FARM! THE HOLIDAY IS NOT GOOD FOR TURKEYS!"

I hope they listened.

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