Great Lies to Tell Small Kids 50/365

Oh dear I've been busted.... they found my book "Great Lies to Tell Small Kids" and have started using it.

Such gems as "Milk feels pain" and "Wine makes Mummy clever" plus my personal favourite: "Once the tooth fairy went to get one of Dracula's teeth but it was very dark in his castle and she cut herself on the fang by mistake and ever since then she's been the BLOOD-SUCKING VAMPIRE FAIRY.... anyway, goodnight!"