Where's the Next Schoolboy?

We're looking after these two vicious hounds-from-Hell for the next few days, they don't answer to the names of Millie and Dixie; personally, I blame the owners. The game they were playing was, "Let's bark at all the school kids as they go past and scare the **** (insert your own expletive here) out of them". Of course, the kids joined in the spirit of the game and duly barked back.

This pair of pedigreed thugs are a bit like grandchildren, they can be fun for a day or so but, when the humour starts to run a bit thin, you can always give them back.
I'm glad we don't have grandchildren.