Oh crap!

- in a good way. You can see how I spent most of my day. The farmer who supplied this assured us that no insects had been knowingly hurt during the production of this heap of magic.

But then some cheery soul said that it was "nae gud for the garden" because it had so much straw in it. But it will be useful, once it has rotted down, it'll add bulk to the soil. I have to believe this, otherwise my endeavours have been for nowt.

NB This is not my personal heap, you understand - that would be greedy.